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(615): 
How bad is it that I’m banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
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(425):
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
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(530):
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
(submitted by tekaihau)
I'm not quite clear if you're Silm-only? I thought of a good one when browsing textsfromlastnight, but it's more LotR-era. I mean, I could make it Silm-era if I found the right fanart, but I don't know if the right fanart exists.

I have been Silm-only up to now, and I would prefer to stay First and Second Age as there are blogs for Lord of the Rings texts. However, that said, go ahead and send it along to me, and I can make a call based on the fanart combination. 

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(303):
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
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(215):
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
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(919): The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
(1-919): Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
(919): great clearly means different things to us

(submitted by zaataronpita)
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(+61):
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It’s soaked in weakness.
(submitted by tekaihau)
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(832): 
moral of the story: I’m going to stab everyone
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(314): 
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
(submitted by zaataronpita)